15 5 / 2013

the-doctors-chucks:

My little brother is reading pjo and he started botl and he’s like “do Percy and annabeth ever become boyfriend and girlfriend” and to screw with him I go “Rachel Elizabeth dare is all I’m saying” and I just sunk my little brothers ship I’m going to hell
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I broke him

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15 5 / 2013

lolsofunny:

vajanaehboner:

and you’re like:

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10 seconds later 

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“okay.. i’m over it”

a minute later

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“REVENGE MOTHAFUCKA”

(lol here!)

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15 5 / 2013

ianthe:

here is a thing

ianthe:

here is a thing

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15 5 / 2013

theunbecomingofashadowhunter:

hunkules:

THAT’S SUCH A FUCKING NICE SHIRT WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS LIKE I OWN THAT SHIRT AND IT’S SO COMFY AND WHAT A FUCKIN WASTE THAT IS SUCH A GOOD SHIRT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE COOOOOOL BECAUSE YOU CAN RIP A CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIRT BECAUSE I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU FIGHT SOME NAZIS THEN WE CAN TALK MR SHIRT RIPPER

Just that comment

theunbecomingofashadowhunter:

hunkules:

THAT’S SUCH A FUCKING NICE SHIRT WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS LIKE I OWN THAT SHIRT AND IT’S SO COMFY AND WHAT A FUCKIN WASTE THAT IS SUCH A GOOD SHIRT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE COOOOOOL BECAUSE YOU CAN RIP A CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIRT BECAUSE I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU FIGHT SOME NAZIS THEN WE CAN TALK MR SHIRT RIPPER

Just that comment

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15 5 / 2013

braydaaan:

Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a giraffe. 

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15 5 / 2013

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

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15 5 / 2013

sodamnrelatable:

That one “class clown” That really needs to just

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15 5 / 2013

witneyhouston:

illkim:

Tumblr is kind of like high school except we’re all still really losers

speak for yourself

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15 5 / 2013

asunsetdream:

excalilbur:

finnemoron:

what if 

the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that

little girls would do it in the mirror and

when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are

that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week

When I look in the mirror and say that jensen ackles pops up with a tiara on

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15 5 / 2013

matthewkocanda:

realmengrowbeards:

voetry:

wow

Life lessons from Adventure Time.

Thank you, Jake.

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